Can't Keep It Down

You see there's this girl in dance

And every time I see her

Something just comes over me

Well, you know what it's like

When you wake up in the morning

And it's hard

Standing up straight at attention like the changing of the guard

Or how it is in a pornoshop

When you put your quarter in the slot

And you try to look cool

So nobody knows that your hot

You go to a club

And your high on some fine marihuana

And the singer in the band

Got all of her moves from Madonna

And you wanna

Or late at night you're in home in bed all alone

and it's cold out

You put your hand where it's warm

As you open up Miss January's fold out

Well that's how it is

When she's around

And i can't, no i can't

I can't keep it down

I can't keep it down

When that girl's around

I can't keep it under my control

I can't keep it keep it down

No no no no i can't

I wanna i wanna i wanna rock and roll!

-Teacher- All right mr. Vegas, the joke's over

+Joe Vegas+ I got another one! This one's REALLY painful

-Teacher- Alright go but I'm warning you!

Im thinking about the time in my life when i first learned what crying was

The first time I ever had to come face to face with what dying was

The relatives gathered all in black to mourn for my greataunt Antionitta

When who comes through the door to pay her respects but our cousin Conchitta

The tears in her eyes only made them look even more spanish

As i watched her I could swear i could feel the floor under me vanish

So she goes to them all and she finally comes over to me

and she kisses my cheek I lower my eyes i can hardly believe what I see

caus I'm looking down the front of her gown

and I can't, no I can't, I can't keep it down!

I can't keep it down

When that girl's around

I wanna i wanna i wanna rock ' roll!

Rock ' roll!

I wanna rock ' roll!