he is the car and he is the driver
climb right in and shut the door he drives them all away you know
i hear you come from lake st. claire
he once destroyed a boy who came from there
with all his doom and gloom
and his pitch black moods
separate rooms just wouldn't do
he is the boat and he is the pilot
climb right in and take a seat he'll push us straight on out to sea
aren't you the squire of harvard square?
he once lost $50 there
with all his indecision utter lack of all ambition
his nose is pressed up to the television
he is the car and he is the driver
climb right in and shut the door he drives them all away you know
he is the boat and he is the pilot
climb right in and take a seat he'll push us straight on out to see
didn't i meet you at the county fair?
didn't your brother go and leave you there?
but ah it won't take long till you find i'm wrong
didn't you listen to this song?
i am the car and i am the driver
i am the boat and i am the pilot
i am the car and i am the driver
climb right in and shut the door i drive them all away you know