Since when did you become me mudder?
Try Bottle Alley or the harbor
Try Central Park, it's guaranteed
Try any banker, bum, or barber ...
They almost all knows how to read!
Met this goyl last night ...
Carrying the banner through it all? Carrying the banner tough and tall Sure beats washing dishes Carrying the banner home-free all!
It takes a smile as sweet as butter
The kind that ladies can't resist
It takes an orphan with a stutter
Who ain't afraid ta use his
Summer stinks and winter's waiting Boy, ain't nature fascinating Carrying the banner with me chums! Blowing every nickel as it comes
Carrying the banner through the slums
Though you wander lost and depraved
Since you left me I am undone
Wish I could catch a breeze Sure hope the headline's hot God, help me if it's not! Somebody help me, please ...
I'll make up the headline And I'll say anything I hafta 'Cause at two for a penny Weasel just makes me eat 'em afta
1. Look! They're putting up a headline They call that a headline? From the copper on the beat! I was gonna start at twenty Tell me, how'm I gonna make ends meet?
How'm I gonna make ends meet?
We need a good assassination! We need an earthquake or a war!
How 'bout a crooked politician?
Uptown to Grand Central Station We improves our circulation
1. Still we'll be out there Carrying the banner man to man! Soaking every sucker that we can! Carrying the banner is the--
2. Look, they're putting up a headline They call that a headline? Must be working for the Sun! Didja hear about the fire? 3. Heard it killed old man Maguire! 2. Heard the toll was even higher 3.Why do I miss all the fun?
2. Hitched it on a trolley 3. Meetcha Forty-fourth and Second 2. Little Italy's a secret 3. Bleecker's further than I reckoned 2. On the corner someone beckoned! and I ...
Carrying the banner through it all? Carrying the banner tough and tall
2. Would you look at that headline? You call that a headline? From the copper on the beat! I was gonna start with twenty Would you tell me how'm I ever
Meetcha Forty-fourth and Second Bleecker's further than I reckoned On the corner someone beckoned!