Cats In The Kettle
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in you chicken chow mien
Seems to me I ordered sweet "˜ sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat everyday at noon
They could feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough
Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, "Not today I lost my appetite.
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it meow
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
Think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork