Must you write
Every script
With the same fortunate man?
You've already got twenty-six in the can.
Won't you change partners and write with me?
You and me
Heaven knows
What we could become.
If you just get rid of that no talent bum
Then you'll change partners
And write with me.
I'll buy the paper and do all the typing, Max,
We'll work at your place
So if you can deduct it from your income tax.
You and me
Can't you see
We'd be like two George Bernard Shaws
Won't you change partners because
[unfinished performance]