The first day I saw her was at the train station,
She was half black, half Caucasian
At first, yo, I thought she was Asian
But as I get a bit closer her origin in blatant.
The best of both worlds, caramel complexion
And I swear when she smiled I almost, got an erection
Piercing green eyes, they shine like emeralds
When she, gave me the wink I could only think with my genitals
She tells me her name as soon as I approach her
It's Charmaine, Charmaine De la Rosa
I say, "is that Spanish" she says, "yeah" I say, "kosher"
Whole time I'm imagining what it would be like to dose her
Train pulls up and we get on it together
Duration of the journey get to know each other better
We exchange numbers and agree to meet up afterwords
She blows me a kiss and with that I departed
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Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you, is way out of line
One week and 20 pound phone credit later,
I don?t just wanna seduce this girl, now I wanna date her.
She got a great personality and sense of humor,
Next time we meet it just cant come any sooner.
We arrange to go out for a drink at a bar,
Shes already there when I arrive and she looks the part.
Even more stunning than I remember,
Fuck it, drop dead gorgeous
Her ass is tight and her breasts are bloody enormous!
Hand in hand we walk over to the doorman
Hes got a big shiny head yo he looks like George Foreman
He lets her through and asks me for i.d
I'm like "what the hell you talking bout man, I'm 19!"
I whip my drivers license out and he lets me in,
Then I trip over a step, how embarrassing.
Charmaine lets to see it all but pretends not to see,
I feel like a fool, she just thinks its sweet.
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The night goes a lot smoother than planned,
Apart from the little hick-up at the start its all gone grand
Whenever guys try to chat her up, she shows them the hand
Turns down every dance saying I'm her man.
We get a cab back to my place where we get it on
I take off my shirt, she strips right down to the thong.