there i was just driving along
not too far not too long
there it was in the middle of the track
a sign, a mark a malicious piece of bark
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soaring down the not so freeway
those darn cats are howling at the moon again
from my creator i roam
not a care but in my home
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show me how to live
and i will outwit you
pull the hand throttle chief
with a taste of the kung fu
you know the rest