Cheat On The Church

Bless these Children

Blessed he who BBQ's

Blessed he who giveth to thee

Alright folks, I want you to take a step back

I want you to dig deep in those pockets

I want you to give!

I am your father

I am your priest

Your only Messiah

To say the least

So donate and give, give generously

Give all you got, give it to me!

I run this place, the House of God

With your new God "grill", your dreams fulfilled

If these walls could talk, the stories they'd tell

And if they did, I'd be in a whole lotta hell!

So I'm close to the pope, ya know what that means

I can grab and grope and do as I please

Gone into confession, my gamblin's in session

Now tell me your sins, three cherries I win!

I cheat on the church and embezzle with Greed

I cheat on the church and I take what I need

I cheat on the church and I do as I please

I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!