The weather is nice again

You're showing a little skin

And getting a little drunk

It's Saturday


And under the disco ball

Everybody's dancing and all

I was in that December funk

But it's going away


So what's wrong?

You're acting weird

Is it the song?

You've disappeared

I think you're freaking out

It's no big deal

Just kiss me on the mouth


(chorus)

You're cheating on your boyfriend (x3)

And that's all right


And then I stand on the bar

With my acoustic guitar

In the pair of dungarees

That show everything


And I know you'd do it on a whim

But I can tell you wish that I was him

Well he might be fun

But he's not gonna make you sing


'Cause he's not around

And we're alone

So what's it now?

You're on the phone

I think you're freaking out

It's no big deal

Just kiss me on the mouth


(chorus)


Follow me into the ladies' room

I've got something important to say