Or you'll be alone in a quick
Or you'll never get another fix
I'm telling you it's not a trick
Pay attention, don't be thick
Or you're liable to get licked
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
A girl's not a tonic or a pill
You're just jonesing for a spill
Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst
When you meet another nurse
She'll be driving in a hearse
You're gonna need a heap of glue
When they all catch up with you
And they cut you up in two
Now your ears are ringing
The birds have stopped their singing
Everything is turning grey
You're alone on a Tuesday
Or you'll be alone in a quick
Or you'll never get another fix
I'm telling you it's not a trick
Pay attention, don't be thick
Or you're liable to get licked
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why