Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis
Magnapop and living on the 9th Street right above a dirty bookstore And I quit drinkin whiskey And my old man plays the trombone and works out at the track
And he says that he loves me even though its not his baby And he says that he'll raise him up like he would his own son that was worn by his mother And he takes me out dancin
And hey Charlie I think about you everytime I pass a fillin station on account of all the grease you used to wear in your hair And I still have that record of Little Anthony & The Imperials but someone stole my record player Now how do you like that?
Hey Charlie I almost went crazy So I went back to Omaha to but everyone I used to know was either dead or in prison So I came back to Minneapolis This time I think I'm gonna stay.
Hey Charlie I think I'm happy for the first time since my accident And I wish I had all the money that we used to spend on dope I'd buy me a used car lot and I wouldn't sell any of em I'd just drive a different car every day, dependin on how
Hey Charlie for Christsakes He don't play the trombone And I need to borrow money I'll be eligible for parole