Christmas Swing

The turkey in our radar range has roamed too far from home

We mailed our Christmas wishes in, now Santa's on his own

Momma wants some tupperware, Daddy wants a Stetson

There's snow on all the prickly pear, the winter round-up's done

It's sleepytime for cowgirls, the night has just begun

And that ol' Lone Star shines bright down on every Texan

It's Christmastime in Texas

People go a caroling

Divinity ' mistletoe

And sing-a-longs with Bing

But we rosin up the fiddle

And do the Christmas Swing

Laura wants some go-go boots, a slinky in her sock

And add a pearl for Robin and a wind-up Snoopy clock

Martie wants a Barbie, Emmy wants a rhinestone ring

Santa's coming south to see us, his team of longhorn flying

Cowpokes know they best be good 'cuz Saint Nick may be spying

Let's two step, cowboy, to the Christmas Swing

So blow you ol' blue northern

And make the cowbells ring

From Abilene to Beaumont

Folks sing along with Bing

And if it snows in late December we don't care!

We'll do the Christmas Swing