i didn't do as i was told so all i got was a lump of coal
i think santa must be getting old because he brought me something to fight the cold
"he knows when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" but i get the idea he might be a fake
if he knew if i'd be naughty of nice then he'd have brought me a chunk of ice
and i've been bad all year if this coal keeps me warm then i'll be bad next year