Coin Operated Goi
Coin-Operated Goi
Scary but it's true: He is not a jew
He won't touch a Hora
Won't light a Lenora
And it's not a lie: He ain't even crucified!
Oi!
A Coin-Operated Goi
I'm not so sure
That he's kosher
Despite what is in the brochure
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham
Plus he tried to pork me in the can
I should go and ask my rabbi if he and i
Could do it through a small hole in the sheet
Just big enough to fit my kosher meat
Groin-Masticated Joy!
Oh Boy!
Coin-Operated Goi
Can't hang with the Moyles
He ain't got the curls
I say we convert him
It ain't gonna hurt him
Well maybe down below
He will have to undergo
A groin-Operation ploy
His bris will preform
To make his schmuck deformed
The Moil gets a dollar
If he makes him holler
To make his cock more slim
We'll chop off his foreskin
Give it to the waiter
He'll bless it for seder
We'll nosh on it later
Oh I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
For Rosh Hashanah
A coin operated goi, oh boy!
Coin-Operated Goi
Scary but it's true
He was not a Jew
But honestly no schitzvah
He had a bar mitzvah
But now he;s kosher too
He's just like me and you
A Coin-Operated Jew!
AHA!