Oh, one thing I miss
Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl, Ethyl
Let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl
Come and freeze me with your charms
Oh, one thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
She's oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead
Ethyl, Ethyl
Let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl
Come and freeze me with your charms
c'mon baby
Ow, freeze me
Oh, I'm so cold
Oh, that's nice
Oh, freeze me, freeze me
Oh, yeah, wow
One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl, Ethyl
Let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl
Come and freeze me with your charms
Oh, come here, cold Ethyl
Oh, what makes you so damn cold
So damn cold
Ahh, so cold
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
If I live to be 97
She'll be waiting
In refrigerator heaven
Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise, ow