Collect Call
Yeah
Wait a minute
Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find
I got her number but I ain't got a dime
And I really wanna tell her that its real this time
Yeah
I'll admit, I'm a generous degenerate
Got jokes like DeGeneres, but this time its cereal
What if I told you I just wanted to hold you?
I'm not the old me, you're not the old you
People grow like they're supposed to
We should go be bicostal
Sleep under the stars
Its all undecided till you pick up my call
(Pick up my call, girl)
Please!
[Chorus]
It's the middle of the night
And I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?
Operator, on the line, I really think she's gonna pick up this time
(Sir, you have to stop. I said if you don't we have to call the cops)
I ain't stalking
And there's nothing wrong with two people talking but I'm out of tokens
Help me
I'm broke and lonely
Don't hang up on me
[Chorus x2]
Sittin' here watching time move like a snail
'Cause its the 3rd time in three years that I'm in jail
I'm callin' you
[Chorus x2]