College Girls
She's got a guitar
And she has been offended
She's rocking open mic night
So everybody listen
She walked in on her boyfriend
So wrong
And now she will destroy him with her song
She's gotta get this out of her system
Before she starts to miss him
College girls
Write songs about college guys
About being in love
And all of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world for college girls
That's how she caught him cheating
And now she's gonna write a rock song
About how she doesn't need him
She's gonna spend a weekend
like so
Just hanging with her girlfriends
woooah
She's gonna tell the world she's lonely
At a midnight karaoke
College girls
Write songs about college guys
About being in love
And all of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world for college girls
College girls don't stay that way for long
And girls gone wild grow up to be girls gone Mom
So don't become a bad memory
Treat them all respectfully
'Cause it's a not so perfect world for college girls
College girls
Write songs about college guys
About being in love
And all of these college lies
Broken hearts
Shattered dreams
Coming out acoustically
It's a not so perfect world for college girls