(HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO)
HE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 999
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9
(HA HA HO)
DRIVING TOO FAST ALONG THE WHITE LINE,
SPEEDING ALONG, TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9
DRIVING TOO FAST ALONG THE WHITE LINE
BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT, TIME AFTER TIME AFTER TIME
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 9-9-9
(HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO, HA HA HO)
FOLLOW THE LINE, FOLLOW THE TRACK
IT'LL TAKE YOU HOME, GIVE YOU A HEART, GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK!
YEAH THIS'LL COST YOU TWELVE, OH IT'S FINE, FINE, FINE!
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
NOW IT'S IN MY BLOOD, OH I FEEL FINE, FINE, FINE
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
SHE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999 (HA HA HO)
FOLLOW THE LINE, FOLLOW THE TRACK
YOU'RE TAKING SO MUCH IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HEART,
HEART, HEART, HEART ATTACK!
IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK
HE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 999
(HA HA HO, WHAT'S WRONG?
I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER
TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)
SHE'S IN A COMA, DIAL 911
IT'S NO FUN
(HA HA HO, TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)
IF YOU GET CAUGHT YOU'LL BE DOING TIME, TIME, TIME
(HA HA HO)
HE'S IN A COMA DIAL 999
(HA HA HO)
(HA HA HO, HA HA HO,WHAT'S WRONG?
I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER
TAKE FOUR RED CAPSULES)