Dick Cheney is two Twinkies away from a heart attack.
Rush Limbaugh is hopped up on drugs and just way too fat.
Arnold is illegal, and Bush 2 has run out of time
but my friends on the right, you need not worry now!
Who better to lead you,than a proven war hero,
a self made man, a real go getter.
He can find the terrorists and make them quiver at his feet.
Cobra Commander for president.
This is a choice you will not regret.
Cobra Commander for president.