Well, baby, pick up the phone Because I'm drunk and alone I need someone to take me home Well get me out of this place 'Cause I've got blood on my face And I'm getting tired of tasting my shoe Well, but how in the devil'd get into trouble? I don't think I'll ever be sure But there's one thing I'm sure of Is there's no love like your love Well, quit dragging me down and come on I've waited around for you to come Well, it was a god-awful scene In fact, this whole night's been troubling Phony friends, phony names Exchanging numbers, playing games Well, I guess I should do the same Well, but how in the devil'd get into trouble? I don't think I'll ever be sure But there's one thing I'm sure of Is there's no love like your love Well, quit dragging me down and come on I've waited around for you to come Well, stop thinking about it, come on You know I'm working it out And I don't think I can wait another year