Coming Up $hort
Bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Keep coming up $hort
Too short, too short, bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Men are fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Too short, too short, bitch
Now fuck around and get a five finger hand
Plant straight across your face
To make sure all you bitches understand it
That I'm a pimp mack player ass nigga
Not a gentleman ain't gonna be no sucker ass swindlin'
I know ya starvin' bitch what you gone eat?
Just because I feed you up I guess
You waitin' on me, it ain't goin be that
You shoulda ate or bought your ass a plate
'Cos on this date we just fuckin' till it's late
I ain't romeo, prince charming or knight in shining armor
I'm only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin' to charm her
I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt
No money in her purse, a fuck is all it's worth
Lookin' hella good in the club like a ho
Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks
At the bar, fill you up with long islands
While I be all in your face tryin' to fuck smilin'
'Cos short dawg'll never cater to you hos
And if you ain't fuckin' I say later to you hos
So if you bitches gotta plot
You better get gonna get shot
Fuckin' with short dawg
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Bitches be like rabbits swarmin' diamonds and carats
See my car, see my house and they think I'm a sheriff
I ain't never been a marked bitch, you too ballsy
Wanna drive my car closed up that's when you lost me
I tell a bitch real quick, I ain't no tissue roll
All you good fo' is some head and some pussy ho
And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuck 'em twice
'Cos short dawg ain't nothin' nice
Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin'?
I'm shorty the pimp bitch, you goin' hoin
Fucked you in the car with my pants and my jacket on
Raged about the pussy now I'm in the traffic
Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand
Lickin' all around it, rollin' through the flat lands
Take her to my strip, never pussy whipped
Seein' niggas with them bitches, I'd a tossed the pimp
I use to break hos for scrilla but now it's down now
I'm makin' bank rolls for real a and rockin' town bitches
Livin' large for a night, turn back into pumpers
When I'm through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin'
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Too, too short, too short, hos can't fuck with me
Bitch
Now break it down to the beat one time
Ol' school, tell ya li'l somethin' about shorty
I'm the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy
I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers and pussy
Bitches keep lookin' for some too short acts
Squeezin' on a rubber tryin' ta pull it off and make it bust
Bitch might lose her mind if I raw dig her
Get pregnant, move her in and make ma and pa richer
No more player, no shorty the pimp
I get payed, divert a check and get forty per cent
All the homies talkin' bad, hair down, walkin' sad
Got the broad livin' with me,baby sayin' dad
Sex played out and ol'shorty's bored gettin' fat
Then my bitch turn into a rat
I could try to mack again but the bitches won't want me
'Cos I'm all washed up, broke, fat and funky
Short dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw
All the rappers who was fake gonna mic, got raw
Ugly hos playin' hard to get, sold all my cars
Now I ride the bus and shit
I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes, I sold it all
Now I can't afford breakfast
I lost everything I worked to be
Never thought I'd be a trick, payin' hos to serve me
Shit, snap back came out of my dream
Shit can really happen if you know what I mean?
But fuck a wife biatch, stay away
Don't wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay away
Bitch thought I robbed it, said it was mine
She didn't know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time
Star struck bitch seein' dollar signs, she think the wad is fine
Playin' games so I taught her mine
Tryin' to play her prayer got caught in a trap
Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch
Bitches keep coming up $hort
Fuckin' with too short, too short, bitch