Common As Muck
You're not Bridget Bardot, I'm not Jack Palance.
I'm not Shirley Temple by any circumstance,
Or Fred Astaire
You're not Sidney Taffler, I'm not Dirk Bogarde.
I'm not very stylish and you're not avant garde,
Or Lionel Blair
We're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glÑŒck, good luck
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn
Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.
You're not Victor Hugo, I'm not Patience Strong,
I'm not Rodney Rygate or Yvonne Goolagong.
Shirley Abicair, Oh!
I'm not Nellie Melba, you're not Nellie Dean
We do our best endeavours to keep our doobries clean
Because we care!
We're as common as muck.
Buona fortuna, vayas con Dios, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck, we're as common as muck.
We're as common as muck.
Bonne chance, viel glÑŒck, good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn.
Luvva duck! We're as common as muck.