how'd you like to cut the beak off a chick
keep it in a small dark cage
artificially impregnate a cow
skin it while it's still alive
kill it at a fifth of its life span
and feed it back to other cows
you're off the hook
you can get animal products
without having to get your hands dirty
won't cost you an arm and a leg
as all conceivable corners have been cut
it's just the companies' way of showing that they care
they've handled everything
so that you can buy meat
and not have to think
about how it fucking got there