I'm best described as the father of sex and lies, I specialize in undressin' wives
But I recognize when it's time to pull my cock out the hot house, cause I don't want no seeds left inside
So instead I'll catch her eyes with a wet surprise from the yogurt slinger, and poke a finger up her ass until the motion stings her
Dependin' on how close it brings her to the point of climax, that's when I get romantic with her face adjoined to my lap
"Slut!!" How would you like to get fucked in the butt? I know you'd probably love to get covered with nut
and I could cover your mug with enough of the stuff whenever my muffler bust, that if you breathed in you'd smother your lungs
"Ill" Ill? What you mean, you ain 't had your fill, I'll splash your grill like lighter fluid at a family meal
Or a lesbian's face with Vagisil when she bites into it "Bites what?" The coochie, you dyke slut, you know you like to do it
"Coo coo chie, coo coo chie, coo coo chie yeah"
"Bitches" "Drop to your knees" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie" "I do more stickin' in chicken than Stove Top Stuffin'" (scratches)
"Coo coo chie, coo coo chie, coo coo chie yeah"
"Bitches get wet then I inspect 'em like Deck" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie"
"I wanna get into it, man, you know"
"Wh-What?" "Vagina" (scratches)
Always aim for the torso, that's what I learned from playin' them pornos, when I'm stuffin' tubesteak in her cornhole
If I'm late for one more show cause I spent my label's paper on more hoes, they'll probably take me straight to a court show
But instead of gettin' screwed on TV, I'd rather fuck cuties, unless of course Judge Judy's in the mood to eat me
I usually use my CD, to abuse the treaty of sex between me and my ex, and feed her spooge in 3-D
And you should see me when the semen's flowin' spewin' freely, I'll squeeze a load in her throat till the chicken's cheeks are swollen
Cause if her beak is showin' then she gets the worm, catchin' cock at every turn with extra sperm till the lesson's learned
I'm less concerned with clothes, nails and her precious perm, as long as I avoid infectious germs and her breasts are firm
And when I'm tryna fuck your chick and call her "whore, slut or bitch", it's just for kicks so it's not a sexist term
"Now what starts with the letter 'C'"
"Coochie coochie"
"Bitches" "Drop to your knees" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie"
"I do more stickin' in chicken than Stove Top Stuffin'" (scratches)
"Coo coo chie, coo coo chie, coo coo chie yeah"
"Bitches get wet then I inspect 'em like Deck" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie"
"I wanna get into it, man, you know"
"Wh-What?" "Vagina" (scratches)
Chicks say I'm old fashioned, I don't want a bitch stuck in the kitchen, I like stuffin' a dick in her ass when she's touchin her kitten
I like to fuck then forget 'em, and try a dozen positions Then serve the mic a sermon like writin' smut's a religion
I pay homage to bondage and good will to filth, and stay up in a prom dress with stats like Wilt the Stilt
And in the process, I like to turn women to objects, penthouse to henhouse, or birds livin' in projects
I don't discriminate on the basis of race or the place that ya stay. There's hardly a chick I won't inseminate
/ I spread the legs of college chicks, featherweight and solid chicks, I make 'em face the snake but I'll never taste her bottom lips
I poke 'em with the obelisk then flee from the scene. Let me explain and you'll see what I mean
Cause as much as I love pussy, you can't feed it to me know why? I don't eat anything that bleeds for a week and don't die
"Coo coo chie, coo coo chie, coo coo chie yeah"
"Bitches" "Drop to your knees" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie"
"I do more stickin' in chicken than Stove Top Stuffin'" (scratches)
"Coo coo chie, coo coo chie, coo coo chie yeah"
"Bitches get wet then I inspect 'em like Deck" (scratches)
"Coo coooooochie" "I wanna get into it, man, you know"
"Wh-What?" "Vagina" (scratches)