Cool Hand Lucas
We told you, and we know you.
Don't be fooled by TV shows
When all the real-time heroes
Leave their fathers' names on shiney walls
Til Gary Cooper saves them all on Saturday.
Ladies in the hall,
Making dungarees for needy people.
Someday we'll go drive around again.
We love you, and we need you.
Lucas, we would love to be you
But we can't have our chosen leaders
Beaking into parking meters,
Taking off and faking all our day-dreams.
Ladies in the hall,
Laying rosaries for seedy people.
Someday we'll be beautiful again.
Little vice.
Little vice.
We love you and we need you.
Jesus, we would love to see you
Gather all these crazy people,
Breaking all our knitting needles.
Break them all and break them into
FIFTY PIECES!
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