I got a penthouse in Manhattan
I bought a '87's Cadillac Seville, girl
I wear diamonds on my fingers
I got a couple on my toes
I wear the finest perfume money can buy
It keeps me smellin' like a rose
If you wonder how I do it
There's just one simple rule
I'm just cool, oh, oh, honey
Ain't nobody bad like me?
I might dine in San Francisco
I go any freakin' place I want to
And my Lear jet brings me home
I got ladies by the dozens
Heaven knows that I'm the one
And it's all because of something
That I didn't learn in school
I'm just cool, cool, cool, cool
Honey, baby, can't you see?
Girl, I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool
Ain't nobody bad like me?
Listen baby, it takes a lot of lovin'
And a little money to be a friend of mine
But baby, if you know how to shake that thing
I'll try to squeeze a little time
'Cause I make love, love every mornin'
'Cause you might say that I'm a nymphomaniac
But it keeps me satisfied
When I look into the mirror
It just tells me something I already know
I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool
Honey, baby, can't you see?
Girl, I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool
Ain't nobody bad like me?
COOL, COOL, cool, that's right
I'm cooler than Santa Claus, baby
Oh, um hum, ain't nobody bad like me
Somebody pinch me, I must be dreamin'
'Cause there ain't nobody bad like me
Is it time to get my hair done yet?
Time to just walk and shake my head
Enough has been said, come on baby
Everybody, walk, shake my head
Enough has been said, let's go to bed
When I look into the mirror
It just tells me something I already know
I'm so cool, there ain't nobody bad like me?
I'm so cool, I said, ain't nobody bad like me?