As rehearsals progress
The fly cannonballs tumbling
The spy and the phantom deny public interview
Grandstand productions
Presents an interesting light
And we give you the no-show
Come premier night
Curtain not opening
Fly comes out
Swallows the microphone
Now you can't hear
Everyone stares
You can't move through the tension
Do we have another no-show?
An honorable mention?