And i've got backstage passes for y'all
Sunshine, girlies and money
What it takes to get me on a roll
I went to this party the other night
Said i want to feel what my brain had felt like
I grabbed my bottle and i start drinkin' wine
I thought pretty soon that i would be feelin' fine
But no i couldn't get high
And then I couldn't get high
Threw down the bottle and then i whipped out my pipe
Stuffed it full of goodies and then i gave that shit a light
good lord i smoked and i choked
Until my heart was nearly broke
Because i couldn't get high
And then i couldn't get high
Just as pissed as i could be
Gobbled down a mound of some LSD
I waited and i waited for my body to zing
I waited i waited but not a fucking thing
Because i couldn't get high
And then i couldn't get high
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