County Check Pimpin

[Sampled talking]

-I love you!

-Hehehehe, that don't do nothin for me...I gots to have more then that

-Name it

-Damn, you sexy son of a bitch, what's your name?

(This shit's gon' cost you some mother fuckin money)

-They call me Captain Backslap.

(This shit's gon' cost you some mother fuckin money)

-That's your Cadillac outside?

(This shit's gon' cost you some mother fuckin money)

-You god damn right, but if you think you're riding for free I

Hope you brought your cross trainers.

(I need some money. I need some money. I need some money)

-Oh really? So when are we gonna hook up?

(This shit's gon' cost you some mother fuckin money)

-Look sexy, I reverse the game. You wanna get with me you better

Make a donation cause I don't fuck for free. You can get some

Strokin as long as your purse stays open. So pay me!

(This shit's gon' cost you some mother fuckin money)

-Pay you?

(I need some money. I need some money.)

Chicks think I'm that only out for head? Obscene

Backslap bitch, I'm in it for the federal green

Cause I only date broads makin more than 50 grand a year

Bitch I stay rich, cause I'm hung like a chandelier

I used to sweat girls (what), just to get some action

But now a chicks welfare check I'll be cashin

Backslap reverse the game, miss [I] run your purse

Secretary, stripper, nun, or nurse

I never go broke, I go dutch, feelin it?

I charge by the stroke when I fuck, period

She rich, but I didn't date cutie for the ass

And if I drive you nuts pay me money for the gas (Whooo)

-When the hell are you gonna FUCK me?

-The money, when do I get it, the money?

-Hey daddy, wanna buy me a coupla beers?

Bitch, I'm tryin to get a Caddy in a coupla years

[Chorus]

I sell dick like Avon and take no crap

Wanna date me, then make my bank roll fat

Girls linin up to give me the ass

But I don't do shit until you show me the cash (Hit the high notes)

Girls wanna fuck with me? (Whooo)

Backslap don't fuck for free (Oh no)

-I-I love you

Fuck you, pay me!

-I know you can't wait to get your hands on the money

I knew this bad ass ho (Whooo)

But she wouldn't give me no dough

So I cut the bitch off (Good-bye)

Chickenheads hate me cause I'm cheap as fuck

Either pay me or turn up your beak and cluck (Cluck, cluck)

I need a new mink, I need gas in the hooptie

I need to do a show, and bag me a groupie

Now she can assume, that I think with my dick

Catch her slippin, get her drunk, and take her spinach and dip

Fuck it

I date Oprah, my wallets lookin crazy slim

Fuck the Holiday Inn, take me to the ATM

Fellas pay gold-diggers (What) No hope

I date 6 digit figure women leavin 'em broke

I never worked, a god damn day in my life