Couples Counselling D

Amateur Transplants

I've got a broadband connection

and a laptop with a pentium four processor

with intel inside.

My girlfriend thought I needed it

for PowerPoint and other shit,

but when I told her that I guess I lied.

When I'm at my desk and I get the horn,

down goes my left hand, up comes the porn.

I've filled my C: drive up with pic's

of Abbie Titmus sucking dicks,

and several hundred home movies

like Pamela and Tommy-Lee's

have I given you a clue?

that bare celebrities are what I like to view.

I love those bare celebrities,

those hardcore bare celebrities,

forget about your girlfriends and your lives!

I mean those bare celebrities,

those Paris Hilton MPG's,

and double-penetration readers wives (.com)!

I love those bare celebrities,

those online bare celebrities,

my mates think I'm a big computer geek...

But I'm just browsing celebrities,

and JPG's of under-three's...

They caught me and my case comes up next week!