Every night I grab life by the neck
Drag it up ten flights of steps
And throw it naked upon the bed
My friends all said that it's a dead end
But they got it all wrong, it's like a loose friend
I had some before, now I want it all
It's all just at my beckon call
All that walks and half that crawls
This is it and this is all
I had it before I was a boyfriend
I had it before all the money was spent
I had some before, now I want it all
Sometimes I get the gift of gab
Then everything is up for grabs
This world ain't got a thing to show me
Ain't got a quarter of what it owes me
I had some before, now I want it all
I get up with the morning light
Grab the oyster, take a bite
And send it back if it ain't right
This whole world is here to serve me
In actual fact it don't deserve me
I had some before, now I want it all