I'm a lonesome cowboy
Out there on the plains
And sometimes my passion
My passion must drain
And then it's into a barn
Where I'll find release
A baby calf
Will suck away the heat
I'm a cowboy
I love calves
They make me hard
I'm a lonesome cowboy
I know what I'll do
I'll catch me a calf
With my lasso
And when I've fed
That calf my seed
It'll grow at twice
The speed
I'm a cowboy
And I love calves
They make me hard
I'm a lonesome cowboy
I know what I'll do
And a little baby calf
On me's going to chew
When I've fed that little baby calf
I've fed it my load
It'll grow and grow
And grow
I'm a cowboy
I love calves
They make me hard
Hard hard
That Wiener schnitzel that you eat
That's so creamy and white
It's because I
I came in it
Every night