Cry-O-Surgery
I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory
I'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me
All I need, a freezer and a knife
And I'll revive the living dead I once had a friend
Who had a face like a rat
So I gave him a new head
Now he's such a lovely lad
Cryosurgery is fun
And I don't think I'm the only one
Who likes to put things where they belong
Cryosurgery is fun
And I don't think I'm the only one
Who likes to put things in their place
One day I will have changed the entire human race
Still, all I see
Angry faces looking down at me
Because I can't help them all I have to work so hard
Creating Naomis out of old tarts
And make the short ones tall
Julie was so insecure
She got really depressed
So I gave her a new brain
She now thinks she's the best
But then her brains were lit
She got a bit too optimistic
She thought that she could fly
Made others wonder why
Sometimes I feel as if I'm God
Or at least his maid
When I look at people I create I play to win
By making Einsteins of the very dim
My job is so interesting
Only in the summertime I can't be a hero
Cause I can only operate
At absolute zero