Well I woke up in the basement
When I woke up in a full-on sixty-nine
I didn't know anything about her
She made all these little noises
and she stopped but she could not find the light
She asked was I her boyfriend
and what was I supposed to say?
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball
I was walking on the pavement
And you asked me can I spare a dime
I got some quarters from Canada
that I use for the parkway
And I walked up to the airport
with my smock and slippers and my dog
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball
Cheers to you it's like a dream you
live by seeking fortunes at the door
start to slip in colored groove
Children holding incense across the floor
A different world in store
Overjoyed as she comes back for...
See them wiggle slowly off the wall
The one beneath you moves
brings you to a seperate room
Like the different world you have in store
Her world must ebb and flow
Well I woke up in the basement
no matches, teeth, or vital signs
she was looking for her mama
I remember from the dreamscape
And I went to get a facelift
but I still had to chill and wait in line
While my brother gets a tummy tuck
And my brother gets a nosering
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal
Whoa oh oh Who's got the crystal ball