I'll keep my trap shut
When I think you've had enough
When I'm ready to call it quits
I guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts
When I don't get dinner
I'm not the devil's advocate
I can say my bit
I'm wandering the parking lot
like a stupid ox
Who was broken hearted
But my butt feels fine
It's not like I'm a blank white page
With nothing to say
Like a sweepstakes winner
And I can talk through my dick
It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south
For a long cold winter
Where there's never any mail
(Happy birthday, dad)
Crazy has come and he's on the run
Packing a snickers and a gun
He's satisfied but he ain't having fun
Got his phaser set on stun
You're ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things
And I won't change
Cause I'm a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit
I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs
Well I don't care
I kept my trap shut
Still I think you've had enough
Do you think you can handle it?
It's not like I'm a postal route that's just heading south for a long cold winter
Where there's never any mail
I'm wandering the parking lot like a stupid ox
Who was broken hearted
But my butt feels fine
I guess I'm just a motormouth who just screams and shouts
When I don't get dinner
I'm not the devil's advocate
I can say my bit
It's not like I'm a blank white page
With nothing to say
Like a sweepstakes winner
And I still talk through my dick
Crazy has come and he's on the run
Packing a snickers and a gun
He's satisfied but he ain't having fun
Got his phaser set on stun
You're ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things
And I won't change
I'm a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit.
I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs
And I don't care
I'm a rock star but who cares?
When all my friends think I'm a piece of shit
I'll finally make when I climb up the stairs
And I don't care
You're ashamed of the things that I say
Cut me off, cut me off
Cause I'm a simple man that says simple things
And I won't change