D look at D
Half a circle, half a moon an apple slice
There goes D
Captain D, my boy D, commander D, the well known D
D is getting on in years so he's a little bit slower now
D is shy and doesn't get out of the house much anymore
And then there's W, here comes W
It's double wide it cannot hide it's pride, it's W
They call him W, big fat W
It thinks it's king it's all time favorite thing is W
W you think you're so great
Well, I am pretty big
Yeah you're okay, your just not as great as you think you are
How come I never see you around anymore D?
I've got this big TV set at home now, I like to watch the sports