Damn It Janet
Brad Majors: Hey, Janet
Janet Weiss: Yes, Brad?
Brad Majors: I've got something to say
Janet Weiss: Uh huh?
Brad Majors: I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet
Janet Weiss: Oh...oh, Brad
Brad Majors: The river was deep but I swam it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: The future is ours, so let's plan it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: So please don't tell me to can it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: If there's one fool for you then I am it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Janet Weiss: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
Chorus: Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
Chorus: Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss: That you met Mom and you know Dad
Chorus: Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss: I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Brad Majors: Oh, dammit
Janet Weiss: I'm mad
Brad Majors: Oh, Janet
Janet Weiss: For you
Brad Majors: I love you too
Brad and Janet: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
Brad Majors: And that's go see the man who began it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: When we met in his science exam-it
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: Made me give you the eye and then panic
Chorus: Janet
Brad Majors: Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Janet Weiss: Oh Brad, I'm mad
Brad Majors: Dammit, Janet
Brad and Janet: I love you