Darling Nikki (Prince Cover)
I knew, a girl named Nikki, I guess
You could say, "She was a sex fiend"
I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Nikki, oh
The castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me but my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind, oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind
Woke up the next morning, Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind"
Nikki, oh
Come back, Nikki, back