I spent a good three hours a day
Crawling around on my knees
Just to be the perfect reflection for you
Well I hope I satisfy your needs
I learned the quotes of Oscar Wilde
So you can be assured I won't let you down
When you take me out to meet your friends
But take care you just might break me
One step forward and two steps back
I stare at the mirror and the mirror stares back
It's saying just be yourself and act how you feel
It really isn't such a big deal
Tryin' to keep my dignity intact