Dating Days
Three women
in thirty days
tell me seriously
our dating days
are over and done
are dead and gone
it seems that no matter how much I drink
I seem to still stay sober
it seems that no matter how young I am
I seem to still feel older
three men are going to hell
thirty women are going to jail
Jonah swore he swallowed the whale
thirty thirsty women
three hundred women in three hours
told me boy forget the flowers
Christ told a man called 1 legion
come into the fold and start preachin'
your devil days are over and gone
your weary days are dead and done
your happiness has begun