i have no legs but i get around
turning right things upside down
people around me looking, sighing
i'm only six but i don't mind dying
chorus:
i don't want no curly fries
i don't need no dead meat pies
i know a little restaurant down by the beach
so baby, come with me and we'll eat by the sea
i'll dial your seven digits tonight
try real hard to start up a fight
then make up before it's to late
and ask you on a Tuesday night date
(chorus)
(instumental break)
so if you've got a better idea
then whisper it into my ear
and i'll tell you why it won't work
(chorus)