Shoefly girls, you gotta work for it
Emo kids, you don't tip for shit
Grad school groupies, you can wait another year
'Cause it's bad when you go, but it's not as bad as when you're here
Dear Gabby, are you having any fun?
I gotta tell you what the girls have been saying
Are you having any fun?
My heart is broken and I've got a dagger for a gun
If I could tell you what the girls have been saying
I got a list of all the girls who've been saying
Are you having any fun?
Are you having any fun?
Dear Gabby, are you having any fun?
Dear Gabby, do your parents know you're gone?
I gotta teach you all the things you've been missing
Do your parents know you're gone?
I've got a sure thing, but my rope's reduced to a string
That's tied around my trigger finger and it's ready
I've got a list of all the things you've been missing
Are we having any fun?
Are we having any fun?
Dear Gabby, hey!
Shoefly girls, you gotta work for it
Emo kids, you don't tip for shit
Grad school groupies, you can wait another year
'Cause it's bad when you go, but it's not as bad as when you're here