Dear John - Cherchez la femme?
Dear John - Round the bend?
Dear John - Still looking for me?
Dear John - Still like what you see?
Dear John - Find a sex-machine
It will help with your fantasy
But there's only room for one
And here she comes, here she comes
The car - is it kingfisher blue?
The house - do I welcome you?
Do I recline like the seats in your head?
Sex-tech objects locked in your head?
This is a letter
To make you feel better
Dear John - I'm waiting for you
In the restaurant - I've ordered for two
Spread upon and around the tables
Ex-bed, horny fables
Dear John - Find a sex-machine
It will help with your fantasy
But there's only room for one
And here she comes, here she comes