Dear You

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Dear you,
It's nice to see you, friend!
Come in, and make amends,
and we'll talk about our past.
...the time has gone so fast,
it sure has been a blast,
let's do it again soon.
Grab yourself a seat,
nod your head to the beat,
make yourself relaxed,
you know, just kick up your feet
Tell me all about your new girlfriend
How's your mother been?
Give my best of wishes to your kin,
pour yourself another tonic & gin,
and I'll see you on your way
Dear you,
You know it's nice to see you again,
I hope you didn't bring cocaine,
that was kinda weird last time,
In fact it's more than weird, it's a crime,
either way, thanks again for that wine,
I'll maybe call you up next week
Grab yourself a beer,
let me know why you're here,
now I gotta ask, so just be perfectly clear
what were you doing all night long?
Something just seems wrong,
my car is not where it belongs,
and my backseats all filled with bongs,
I think it's time for you to leave.
Hey you,
So you're back once more,
don't call my girl a whore,
or it's time for fisticuffs,
no need to play so rough,
you can just pack up your stuff,
and you can find your own way out.
Get up off the floor,
make your way to the door,
try to take a hint,
don't wanna see you no more,
I think it's time you found new stomping ground
start heading elsewhere bound,
start running once you hit the ground
take a hike maybe I'll see you around
now get the fuck on out of here.