Dunk my heart in a vat of lard
It's getting all crispy and it's getting all hard
Deep fried love, come on give me the grease
Shove that hamburger down your throat
Pass the ketchup, I can, I won't, I don't
Life is short, can I have it to go?
If it's not in the TV Guide then I don't know
Buy, buy, buy a lot of junk to fill up the time
Shove that chicken wing down your throat
Pass the bucket, I can, I won't, I don't
Shove that hamburger down your throat
Pass the ketchup, I can, I won't, I don't