Delicious

Said you were restless

I didn't like your dresses

Thought you would move

To another part of town

I got your message

Been sifting through the wreckage

For this excuse

We call a life

A DIY quickie slow divorce

Marriage vows broken on the rocks

Mine's a slice with a G&T

And here's to toast that you're leaving me

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

So wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul distraught now I'm getting out

You were delicious

Could never be malicious

Now you hold a knife up

To my throat

Of it's own volition

You took your ammunition

Came rushing through the air

Like a UFO

I cannot say that I learned my lesson well

Mysterious ways got a lot to tell

Sure got a wicked sense of humor

You stick that knife in and twist it round

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

So wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul distraught now I'm getting out

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

So wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul distraught now I'm getting out