Born in a place called home,
The place is cold but something warm,
Stretches my umbilical cord,
Would you all relate?
Could you all relate?
I'm a crowd of trouble
You've got a prodigal son,
Don't you think so mum?
Watch out the dog,
He wants some more,
The dog has eaten my,
Umbilical cord,
Umbilical cord
Delicious dog
Here I am a delicious cracker,
I'm cracker man,
And my mummy said,
Daddy is dead two seconds late,
I'm a crowd of trouble,
A crowd of trouble
I always love the fruit a little green,
I always ate the meet a little red,
Please hold me, please hold me tight,
I always loved the girl I never had
Call me silly girl,
Don't be shy,
You know I'm not going to bite,
I'm a hundred years old,
And I'm cold,
Would you be my bride?
Well no, oh no!
Would you all relate?
Could you all relate?
That I'm a crowd of trouble,
I'm a crowd of trouble...
Delicious dog
Umbilical cord,
Umbilical cord,
Here I am,
I'm a dog,
I'm on crack,
A cracker dog,
A dog on crack,
An animal,
And my mummy said,
Daddy is dead two seconds late,
I'm a crowd of trouble,
A crowd of trouble