Oh yes you can come on right left, right left
A such embarrassing situation calls for concentration
You wanna go right into your (topsickory?)
I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I never could se Mazurkas
They're poison to me Mazurkas
But if it's to be Mazurkas
When they invented the Charleston
But say if you want to Charleston
I never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
Oh, there you go, there you go down
What was that dance called?
I never could do the Conga
Could never get through the Conga
But if you say do the Conga
I never could see Mazurkas
They're poison to me, Mazurkas
But if it's to be Mazurkas
When they invented the Charleston
But say if you want to Charleston
She'll dance 'till I drop
I never could dig the Polka
The corniest jig, the Polka
But if you say dig the Polka
She ain't hip to that step
She ain't hip to that step
She ain't hip to that step....