They invented LOVE all right
But they still can't make the right
Plastic or metal or whatever to hold it all in
So it just keep leaking (insert water sounds)
All over everything (insert everything)
Dripping and splashing/making music
Gives me an ear infection
Now my equilibrium's fucked
So I'm holding onto the railing all the way down
And I'm asking for your shoulder on the way back up
If you help me when I'm frightened, I'll help you when you're drunk
Promise you know nothing and you're someone i can trust
Neverminding hot DEATH on our heals
But never forgetting it either