Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
(to the tune of AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
You've got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-Baaa
That kind of loves a crime! Hey!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
They're dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep.
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No!
Look at the flock, they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
They're dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep,
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep.
Velcro gloves... Knee pads... Late-night dates...
Done with sheep!
Warning signs... Electric fences... High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)